Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!