How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!