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New jokes

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.