SUPERMAN PLAYS GOLF

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Superman plays golf

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Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.