If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."