Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.