Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."