SUPERMAN DOG RUNNING

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Superman dog running

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New jokes

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!