SUPERMAN DOG RUNNING

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Superman dog running

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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Unhappy day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison."

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!