Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.