Snowboarder jumps from hill
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."