SNOWBOARDERS JUMP

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Snowboarders jump

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New jokes

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.