SEAL IS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING

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Seal is looking for something

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Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99