SEAL AND PIGEON

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Seal and pigeon

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Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!