CAT PILLOWS

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Cat pillows on the bed

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New jokes

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."