CAT PILLOWS

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Cat pillows on the bed

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New jokes

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.