TURTLE WITH SEAL ARE PLAYING

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Turtle with seal are playing

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50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.