STRANGE HORSE

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Strange horse

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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.