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Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.