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New jokes

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!