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New jokes

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.