CRAZY EASTER FACE

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Crazy easter face

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New jokes

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99