HYPNOTIZED RABBIT

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Hypnotized rabbit

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New jokes

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."