Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.