Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!