HAPPY GIRL AND BOY

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Happy girl and boy

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New jokes

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.