BART SIMPSON IS RUNNING

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Bart simpson is running

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Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.