Spongebob
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Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Don“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.