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Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.