CAT WITH GLASSES

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Cat with glasses

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New jokes

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.