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Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.