CAT WITH GLASSES

Cat with glasses

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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!