Hungry of money
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.