EATING DONUTS

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Eating donuts

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New jokes

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison