HUNGRY BELLY

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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.