ICE CREAM AND HOMER

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Ice cream and homer

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50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"