Hi I am grampa
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.