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Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.