Flood in homer house
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.