Happy homer is dancing
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.