BORED HOMER

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Bored homer

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New jokes

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.