THINKING HOMER

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Thinking homer

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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.