Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"