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Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99