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A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.