Hair stylist Bart
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.