Homer driving the car
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.