HOMER DRIVING THE CAR

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Homer driving the car

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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.