Homer driving the car
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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.