Dancing simpsons family
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.