SALES IN GROCERY STORE

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Sales in grocery store

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DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.