Sales in grocery store
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.