Homer is buying
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.