How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.