CRAZY SHOPPING

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Crazy shopping

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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."