CRAZY PURCHASE

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Crazy purchase

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New jokes

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!