I HAVE NEW BAGS

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I have new bags

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New jokes

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"