Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."