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Happy

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New jokes

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.