Pig is shopping
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.