Touched tom hanks
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."