Marge is working
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.