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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.