CONCENTRATED BART

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Concentrated bart

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New jokes

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.