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New jokes

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.