Singing elsa
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Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."