ANNA AND OLAF

Anna and olaf

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New jokes

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"