ELSA AND ANNA CHILDREN

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Elsa and anna children

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Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.